Deep down in Brazil, land of the coffee bean
Was born the biggest liar that you've ever seen
Or maybe he was born here in the USA
No one's sure, the story changes every day
If you read his bio, you'll say 'What the hell?
We'll never know the truth because you lie so well'
Go go
Go Santos go go
Go Santos go go
Go Santos go go
Go Santos go go
You lie so good
You've said so many falsehoods it's hard to keep track
Honesty's a trait you definitely lack
In 2008 while living in Brazil
It's true you were a drag queen at a festival?
That's what two acquaintances of yours have said
We want a straight answer, tell the truth!
Instead..
You lie!
Lie Santos lie lie
Lie Santos lie lie
Lie Santos lie lie
Lie Santos lie lie
You lie so good
This past November you made history
It was really something, it was nice to see
You must be so proud as an LGBT
First non-incumbent elected from the GOP
You had a bright future, but you blew it, right?
For what you did, the DOJ had to indict
Fraud!
Fraud Santos fraud
Fraud Santos fraud
Not
the only thing
Money laundering
George
You fucked up good!