Santos? He’s good

Deep down in Brazil, land of the coffee bean

Was born the biggest liar that you've ever seen

Or maybe he was born here in the USA

No one's sure, the story changes every day

If you read his bio, you'll say 'What the hell?

We'll never know the truth because you lie so well'

 

Go go

Go Santos go go

Go Santos go go

Go Santos go go

Go Santos go go 

You lie so good

 

You've said so many falsehoods it's hard to keep track

Honesty's a trait you definitely lack

In 2008 while living in Brazil

It's true you were a drag queen at a festival?

That's what two acquaintances of yours have said

We want a straight answer, tell the truth!

Instead..

 

You lie!

Lie Santos lie lie

Lie Santos lie lie

Lie Santos lie lie

Lie Santos lie lie

You lie so good

 

This past November you made history

It was really something, it was nice to see

You must be so proud as an LGBT

First non-incumbent elected from the GOP

You had a bright future, but you blew it, right?

For what you did, the DOJ had to indict

 

Fraud! 
Fraud Santos fraud

Fraud Santos fraud

Not

the only thing

Money laundering

George

You fucked up good!

 

 

 

 

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