Classical music? It's something you can keep
Though don't think I'm an 'I hate classical' creep
Do not have any qualms
About listening to Brahms
Tried listening to 'Wiegenlied'
It put me to sleep!
They say music can soothe the savage beast
Right now, have no interest in that in the least
I don't wanna shout
But I need to find out
When you gonna iron my pants, they're creased!