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The Mets once had a catcher, Paul DeLuca

I don't know if he chewed any Bazooka

The reason I bring him up 

Is because someone online screwed up

Instead of Paul DeLuca, they called him Paul LoDuca!

I once dated a gal named Plum

I tell ya, she was hot as they come

When she'd make love, it's true 

Parts of me she would chew

Had to tell her

'Honey, I'm no piece of gum!'