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Top 10 Jerrys
1. Seinfeld - We went to the same school. He's pretty cool. Rich? This Jerry is very.
2. Garcia - Wish I could say 'it's good to see ya' but I can't 'cause he's dead. Not Grateful about it.
3. Springer - Not a dead ringer. Just dead. And buried? Did they already bury Jerry? Bury Jerry! Bury Jerry! I guess so.
4. Lewis - Started out with Dean Martin. Remained famous after departin'. Walked through a storm and held his head up high. But like everyone else, he eventually had to die.
5. Rice - Played football. Seems pretty nice. Goes good with beans.
6. Stiller - Worked with the other Jerry. Husband to Anne Meara. Can I make that any clearer? Also father to Ben. I'm not sure if he is now, but he was then. He's dead, still er...
7. West - One of the best. Played in the NBA. In the West. I heard he was real nice. He can't be fake nice, because he's not a faker. He's a Laker. He's still alive, so he hasn't yet met his Maker.
8. Van Dyke - Wasn't as famous as his mother, who was a car. Not a Dick like his brother.
9. Sandusky - Remember this guy? He was the assistant football coach at Penn State. Convicted of rape and sexual abuse, now in prison. Hope he himself gets raped and sexuallly abused by a man who's husky. Every day from dawn to dusky.
10. Orbach - Broadway and TV guy. Saw him walking on the street once. Told him I liked him on Law & Order. He said 'Thank you'. Nice guy. Fantastick, actually.
