Cheat sheet for the WHCD

Mr President, Mr Biden

Glad that you're not somewhere hidin'

Yes, it shows me you're a winner

To attend the White House Correspondents Dinner

 

Are you ready for some jokin'?

About how our system's broken?

If you don't think it is broken

I'd like to smoke whatever you are smokin'

 

All the lefties hate the righties 

And the righties? They're uptighties

Have you heard the latest rumor?

They found a conservative with a good sense of humor

 

Lol!

If you don't like it, go to hell!

I'm only trying to have some fun

I highly doubt I'm the only one

 

Omg!

Want to remind you, you're 80!

Your best years are behind you

Think it's smart to want a second term?

You're such an old fart

 

I'm just kidding, Mr Biden

You're a Prez we can take pride in

I'll support you, there's no question

Will you please allow me to make a suggestion?

 

I don't want to hurt your feelings 

You've already broke glass ceilings 

Don't want you to be embarassed

Think it's time for you to dump Kamala Harris!

 

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