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Can’t take much Maury
Listen to this ridiculous story
I was home the other day, watching 'Maury'
When, much to my surprise
I could not believe my eyes
Who was on the show?
It was my ex-wife Lori!
Lori claimed our daughter Eva
Was fathered by some guy there
Don't believe her!
That skanky little whore!
I'm Eva's father, that's for sure
I know 'cause I was there when we conceived her!
