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Sad news? Very
This is not the time for making merry
I just found out about poor Jerry
His spokesman noted that funeral services
And a memorial gathering were being developed
If I may make a suggestion?
Let's all go out to the cemetery
Where we will send him off
With a rousing chant of not 'Jerry! Jerry!'
No! To the contrary!
Instead of 'Jerry! Jerry!', we'll say 'Bury! Bury!'
Are you guys with me on this?
Or must I do it myself, solitary?
https://people.com/tv/jerry-springer-dead/
