Pee and pooping
Poop and peeing
You do both if you're a human being
Drink some juice, cranberry
Helps with problems, urinary
Pee and pooping
Poop and peeing
From my Grandma's house I'm always fleeing
I'd much rather Skype her
She keeps pooping in her diaper
Try to keep your bowels open
A woman I dated
Did not keep her bowels open
Now, she's constipated
Poop and peeing?
Pee and pooping?
Can you believe what depths I'm stooping??
I must take a breather
Before I go
I'll let you know
No, I cannot believe it either!