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A story of two sisters

One was Topsy, the other Turvy

Topsy was a girl who loved to shop, see

Keeping up with fashion was her passion

Wearing the latest style made her smile

The opposite of her sister Turvy

Won't say she was fat, let's say she was 'curvy'

Of course, when it came to clothes

Topsy looked gorgeous in evening gowns

While Turvy got the hand-me-downs

Where she got them, no one knows

All I know is Turvy felt very crappy

But she came up with a plan

She thought would make her very happy

Imagine if you came home one day

And when you opened the front door

This would be what you saw

A dozen girls, all so ugly and overweight 

That if any of them went down to the pier

The fishermen would ask

'Wow, who caught that?

I wonder what he used for bait?'

Anyway, all joking aside

They were all waiting inside

Here's the worst part I would say

They hadn't eaten anything all day

So when Topsy came in the living room

She didn't know it would be her doom

Yes, these dozen girls who were obese

They proceeded to eat her, piece by piece

It was such a gruesome end

I now can tell you, she was my best friend

They never charged those girls with a crime

I guess there was no body

So they couldn't charge anybody

And though you'd think the evidence was substantial 

The lawyer said it was just circumstantial 

Topsy was beautiful, and very bright

I still talk to her every night

And tell her what she should know

Aww Topsy, I love you...

Hold on a second

Aww Topsy?? 
There was no Aww Topsy!!

I mean autopsy!!

There wasn't any body so how could they do an Aww Topsy??

I mean autopsy!

Isn't anybody listening to what I'm saying??

I spent 20 minutes writing this and then

I find out you're not paying attention??

What?

What happened to Turvy?

I don't know!

I just made the whole thing up! 

There is no Topsy & Turvy!!

God, you people are so clueless!

Do me a favor, ok?

GET A LIFE!!!

Thank you.