What’s gnu?

What's gnu?

What in the world is a gnu?

A gnu is an antelope

At least, that is my hope

 

So, gnu?

And when a gnu gets old?

If I could be so bold

That's best a tale untold

 

Hey, ewe!

A ewe is a female sheep

What happens if a ewe sleeps 

Sleeps with, you know, a gnu?

 

Mon Dieu!

What the hell's wrong with you?

If they could procreate

It wouldn't be so great 

 

Would you

End up with a gnu ewe?

Questions like that, they keep

Me from falling asleep...

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Inspired by Pam Schwetz

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