You were a porn star whose time has passed
Hopes and dreams starting to fade
Me? Running for President and having a blast
I had it made in the shade
Now I'm dismayed
Oh Stormy
Oh Stormy
Just wanted to get laid
You were the object of my total lust
We enjoyed a one night stand
I thought between us we had total trust
This isn't what I had planned
You understand?
Oh Stormy
Inform me
Must I now use my hand?