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Mergers & acquisitions
As most boys and girls age
Their hormones begin to rage
The urge to merge is strong
To deny it would be wrong
It's a perfectly normal urge, see?
To suppress or deny it
I wouldn't say try it
Might end up
Like some members of the clergy
Should you surrender to the desire
Whether you're a gal or a guy, er
Get yourself educated
Do yourself a favor, you'll be elated
You'll be likely to not acquire
What is referred to as an STD
Not a pleasant acquisition
To be treated with the help
Of a qualified physician
