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Once dated a waitress named Sue

She loved to stay home and screw

I'd come over and say

'What's the special today?'

Her reply 'Check the all you can eat menu'

My God, this one was a trip

After sex she expected a tip

She finally realized

Had no tip, circumcised!

She got quite upset

Get a grip!

She enjoyed having multiple lovers

At times got crowded under the covers

She had a thing, you see

For men in the military 

Is she crazy? I hope she recovers

We've long since broken up

Did I tire of her craziness? Yup!

The final straw came

When I heard her proclaim

'The best part of waking up

Is soldiers I can shtup!'