A young man of great ambition
Was tired of the condition
Under which he was living
It was getting him down
So he left his little town
Determined to make it
In the big city
On his first day there
He was walking around
Exploring the town
When he spots a sign
On the side of a building which said
'Climb the ladder to success'
Next to the sign stood a ladder
The young man had the time
So he started to climb
Until he got to a 2nd floor landing
Where he found a naked man standing
'Who are you?' asked the young man
Would you care to guess?
The naked man's name
Dear reader, was 'Cess'
Getting ahead in the big city
It can be tough
I think on this matter I've said enough...