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I used to drink round the clock

Then one day I had a big shock

I went out to eat

At the bar down the steet

Ordered roast beef on the rocks

My drinking I needed to tame

Kept screwing up and taking the blame 

I solved it by joining AA

Now I'm so proud to say

I still drink, under a different name 

Once dated a gal who lived far

Took an hour to get there by car

This was before she got rich

Was Erin Brockovich

Used to call her 'Erin you don't need no bra'

Erin you don't need no bra?

Ha ha

I mean Erin Go Bragh

Happy St Patrick's Day!