Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden
Belly buttons they didn't be needin'
Who among us can forget
Adam's first words to Eve when they met
'Stand back Eve
I don't know how big this thing's gonna get!'
Adam and Eve had to leave the Garden of Eden
God's advice they didn't be heedin'
That's the story of Adam and Eve
You may find the whole thing hard to believe
If you do, you're free to leave