Rep. George Santos is a liar
He lied on his résumé
From most jobs he would get fired
But he won't, I'm sad to say
Since he is a politician
Doesn't need to show contrition
Fortunate for him, you see
He's part of the GOP
No one says he should resign
'Don't worry, you'll be just fine'
What's the word? I think it fits
What a bunch of hypocrites
'Stick with us and you'll go far
IOKIYAR*'
*It's OK if you're a Republican