Infertility plausibility

Ninety six years have passed

Since the greatest escape artist ever seen

Drew his last breath 

Ninety six years this Halloween

Since the death of Harry Houdini

I was reading about Harry Houdini

He was married to Bess

They didn't have kids

Bess supposedly had a medical condition

Which prevented her from conceiving

This I have a hard time believing 

After consuming several martinis

I've come up with the real reason

There were no little Houdinis

It was because Harry Houdini

Had a hollow weenie!

Is that really true?

No, I'm only teasin'

Just having a little fun

Happy Hollow Weenie everyone!

 

 

 

 

 

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