My relationships, they don't last long
I must be doing something wrong
I met a woman recently
We got along quite decently
Or so I thought
The other day we were conversing
I thought, my luck is now reversing
She could be the one for me
Was happy as a man could be
Then she said
'You're the only one I've ever been with'
Really?, I said
And then she states
'Yes, my other boyfriends
They were all sevens and eights'
Needless to say
That was the end of that, but hey
Tomorrow is another day
There must be someone I could be wooing
I wonder what Kim Kardashian is doing?