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Pigeon love
It happened just the other morning
Without any kind of warning
Glanced out the window of my kitchen
To spot two pigeons, one was twitchin'
Going crazy, wings were flapping
What was going on, some fapping?
Turns out they were having sex
At least that was what I suspects
The other pigeon seemed nonplussed
She wasn't feeling any thrust
He only cared about his pleasure
She also needed a tape measure
His genitals were microscopic
A completely different topic
That's exactly what I saw
Nothing less, nothing more
Took place outside my window sill
My God, I think about it still
