Went out to eat at a new restaurant down the street
It's run by a family from Syria. Are you syria?
Yes, I am. Anyway, was looking at the menu
For an appetizer. No surprise there
But I find I can't make up my mind
The owner came over, thought he could help
I knew it was him, I saw him on Yelp
Looked at me, cheerfully said
We have a nice 'fattoush' Care to try?
Fattoush? Who wants one of those?
I barely fit into my clothes as it is!
Gee whiz!
Could you die?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fattoush