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If you watch too much Fox you can end up with rocks in your head

I made a list Bottom 10 hosts on Fox It's like Letterman Even better man

Number 10 Bret Baier Is he all there Number 9 Neil Cavuto He wears a suit So?

Number 7 Laura Ingraham She...Wait a minute This list is all messed up

I should get dressed Haven't been out of the house for two weeks

Lying in bed Near the West Wing He don't know a damn thing

Other than what he watches on Fox News Gives me the blues

Where's my socks? I wonder who puts his socks on each morning

Goldie Hawning? Paul Hornung from the NFL? Swell He's dead

Oh my God Mrs Gordon My second grade teacher What are you doing here?

You don't look that bad for a woman of 105. How are you alive?

No we moved away after he died. Yes it took some time to recover

Eventually she took another lover Things were never the same after that

What do you mean You're thin What is this state of mind I find myself in?

I don't feel well