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Poetry Slam
Welcome to Poetry Slam from the White House!
We have two spectacular acts for you. First up,
The happiest couple in DC...Kellyanne & the Man!
Guys, the floor is yours
Here's a poem about Kellyanne
Her husband George is a lawyer
I never understood as a man
What did he ever see in
(oh boy) her?
Thank you Kellyanne & the Man. Now,
Who you've really come to see
She hasn't been here for so long
You know her, you love her. Hold on
(goes backstage) Hive gotta ask
Sarah problem? Honey,bee not afraid
To con nectAr e you? I know, their
Criticism does sting. Ok great (heads
back out front) Gve it up for
Huck & a Bee!
Let's not forget Ms Huckabee
A bigger 'bleep' you'll won't see
She's good at attacks
Ignores all the facts
I'll take no more questions
Agree?
Thank you Huck & a Bee!
Ladies and gentlemen
That's our show for tonight
Good night everyone!
Drive home safely!
Coming next week - Supertrump!
Only DC appearance?
Don’t miss it!
