This happened yesterday
On the Major Deegan expwy
You may say No way!
It really did Yes way
A less than year old calf
Promise not to laugh
Who was slaughter-bound
With a tag in his ear
I aught to sound
I aught to hope
I’m making myself clear
Was he one of those hicks
Who came in from the sticks
Well he got as far as
Exit 6
Read the rest right here
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/19/nyregion/cow-major-deegan-nypd.html?partner=rss&emc=rss
They named him Major Deegan
He hopes you are a vegan