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In the news
April the giraffe gave birth to her fifth calf Saturday
This is slightly late. Hope that is okay
April the giraffe is having a baby
Do we know who the father is?
Maybe. It's a real terrific story
There's one way to find out and
Remove all the doubt
And that is to go on Maury
You are not the father!
Now I know. So why bother?
Giraffes are pretty conspicuous
And extremely promiscuous
Maybe the goal should be birth control
This is what you get from too much necking
Okay
I've just been informed who the father is
The father his name is Ollie
The news made him very jolly
He took a ride on the trolley
To visit Angelina Jolie
Holy moly!
I told you they were promiscuous!
