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I think I'm a pretty nice fellow

Nothing to be feared

I'm usually kind of mellow

Though I sometimes act kinda weird

And there is a rumor

I have a warped sense of humor

Did I once have a beard

That's not what I heared

Do I really give a damn

I'm not an old curmudgeon in high dudgeon

I'm a middle aged curmudgeon in low dudgeon

Sometimes medium

I only do this to relieve the tedium

That's just the way I am

I used to prepare taxes

But now I just relaxes

The same thing they would say

Up until Income Tax day

Hey Mr CPA

I really pray you'll find a way

For me not to pay

Is that okay

That was before I was fired

Is true? No sorry just retired

That's the story of my life

It's like butter through a knife

Don't want to get in too deep now

Is it time to go to sleep now