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Duck
Have you heard
About the bird
It's not a bird
It's a Mandarin duck
In Central Park lake
His plumage is gorgeous
A male duck is a drake
He wants to forge/suss
Out a relationship
With a female Mandarin duck
But he's out of luck
There's no female duck
Poor Mandarin duck
I mean Mandarin drake
He has no one to "bleep''
Must be hard to take
He must get down
Hey, down from a duck!
Ok, now I'm stuck
Better look both ways
Or get hit by a truck
Then I'm outta luck
Like the duck
I mean the drake
In the lake
In Central Park
Get the drake a hen! Surely
Get the drake a hen! Surely the park's authority have a heart or at least a functional duty of care... or an operations manual that's legally enforceable.
P.S.
Is that the image of THE Central Park drake himself?
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Yes, that’s the drake..
Yes, that's the drake, though I don't know if he's still there since this was done six years ago. It does bring to mind a joke, however.
A woman walks into a bar carrying a duck
A drunk at the bar 'Hey, where'd you get the pig?'
'It's not a pig, it's a duck'
'I was talking to the duck'
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