Out of boredom one fine day
I Googled my name for play
And much to my surprise
I have lived out other lives
I don't remember much
Of the details and such
But I once was a photographer
And a world class oceanographer
And I must have long forgotten
When I drummed for Johnny Rotten
But what I then discovered
(And still have not recovered)
Horticulture was my game
When I lived it as a dame