When the shipment came
She was overjoyed
She was sure the box
Contained her redemption
She hooked the contents
To a monitor and board
And holding tightly
She began to surf
She knew that somewhere
Inside the box
Were answers to every question
Including the biggest one of all
("Where's my Prince Charming?")
But, alas, there were only answers
To questions she did not ask
And many, many men
But no princes among them