If you had a Jack You'd know a bribe Comes in the form Of a fuzzy little guy with a coal black nose And button eyes Who betrays his growl With a metronome tail And keeps his toys In a vice-like grip Just outta your reach
A rap tempo tribute to my Jack Russell "terror", Ziggy. He bribes me with his cute self and his toys so I will take him to the farm, where he thinks he's a big shot.