I fight the good fight
I pluck those rebel grays
In all their subtle shades
Leaving only the jet blacks
Of the boy I long forgot
I imagine those grays and jets
In a back alley fight
Like a rumble from "West Side Story"
But the grays are winning
And the scene turns out badly
Then there's the Battle of the Bulge
No, not the epic battle of The 40's
But the epic battle of My 40's
Just my own private hell
In front of a full length mirror
Hmmm...if only I could grow
Another foot taller...
Then I'd bitch-slap Father Time
But he bobs and weaves
Better than Muhammed Ali