Twas the night before Christmas,
and all was quite calm,
I just cuddled up in bed,
with my tube of lip balm.
'Cause in the winter,
my lips crack quite deep,
I have to use Chap Stick
before I go to sleep.
Little Ellie, she is sleeping,
over there in her bed,
As visions of chocolate binkies,
dance in her head.
Now me & my blankets,
we're cuddled up tight.
As I drift off to sleep,
I will have a great night.
Because I used chapstick,
the Mint flavored, no doubt,
My dreams will be sweet ones,
That's what Christmas is all about.