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I went and had a little too much fun last night,

I ended up in middle of a raging bar fight.

And before that happened, I danced to a song,

On top of a table, showing off my thong.



I learned an important lesson this morning when I woke,

You can still go out to bars, even when you're broke.

You don't even have to look for a second job,

Just look for a loser who's name is Bob.



I didn't end up looking like a loser though,

I came home and discovered a lot of dough.

I'm not really sure exactly what I did,

But I guess I'll find out if I pop out a kid.







He'll be more than glad to buy you a few drinks,

Just have him give you cash before he thinks.

Then buy a beer and pocket the rest,

And your evening will turn out to be the best.