I've never been a follower of fashion
But theres somethings i dislike with a passion
Low slung jeans
Underwear on show
While they walk down the road
Skinny jeans on a bloke
WTF
Just no no no
They really dont look right
So uncomfortable
Way too tight
And wearing onsies outside
Somethings just arent right
So whoever said it looks alright
That persons full of shite
If you want to be a trend setter
Design something new
Something better