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buttholes come in all shapes and sizes

some filled with so many surprises

some buttholes are nice and clean

but others are just dirty and really mean



now some buttholes are filled with disease

and others just smell like old cheese

its important to stay away from this kind

cuz there are so many things that could mess up your mind



some narrow and some are deep

others are wealthy and they can be cheap

buttholes here and buttholes there

so many buttholes around, there's a stench in the air



Now this isnt't a joking matter

so please listen to the buttholes chatter

they squish and squash

and they always seem to forget to wash



buttholes are hard to keep quiet

and believe me, they'll never diet

for then their feelings change

and then the buttholes become something strange



now time for the buttholes to leave

becareful they're sick and might sneeze

you do not want to catch their cold

for who knows what comes out of those holes