Now Billy rode his ornery mule
on that hot and sultry day
for he was going to see that Cracker gal
that lived along the way
He was going to court sweet Emmy Lou
and ask her for her hand
cause he'd built her a cabin in the woods
and it was fancy grand
A creek was running down by it
he'd bought some hogs and cows
his Ma had given him pots and skillets
what more could she want now
The bed was good and newly made
the matress filled with moss
the wood stove would keep the cabin warm
with the wood he'd cut and toss
he'd fixed a table and a bench
a shelf was by the door
so if she needed anything
she'd have to bring in more
He finally got down to her house
and fell down on his knee's
Sweet Emmy, I'd like to share my life with you
will you marry me, PLEASE
and sweet Emmy Lou, she dimpled up
and stood there nice and sweet
Why Billy Feaster, you shore know how to please a gal
you just swept me off my feet
Her Ma and Pa just stood around
just prancing and a grinning
for they had raised sweet Emmy right
and a good girl he was a winning
now Emmy was a dang good cook
by her size, you shore could tell
land he'd keep the game and grub supplied
and she could serve it well
A pitcher pump was on the porch out back
just off the kitchen door
with a shelf for water buckets and wash pans
she couldn't ask for more
He'd made it so convenient
for his little country bride
as he showed her what would be her new home
out in the country side
But Emmy had a big surprise
for lot's more stuff she'd bring
dishes, bed clothes books and what nots
and many other things
She'd bring her Grand Ma's kitchen cabinet
a dresser large, a book case small
she'd fill the cabin with her things
it might not hold them all
a braided rug was for the floor
it would be there for good looks
and Billy would not walk upon it
especially not in dirty boots
Well Billy put his garden out
bought a rooster and some hens
he'd get his little homestead ready
for when married life begins
Now Emmy Lou and her Ma
well they commenced to planning
for when the garden all got ripe
they'd do a lot of canning
Now Emmy's hope chest was so full
bulging to the top
with feed sack doileys she had stitched
why, she even had a mop
there was a set of dime store silverware
and plates and cus all from the store
there was a pretty little bed spread
and rag rugs for the floor
Then came a fancy wedding dress
with lace from Granny Maines
it was stitched from the finest white feed sacks
with no aches or pains
now all the women folks cooked for days
getting ready for the wedding
while Emmy fixed her cabin up
and fluffed up all the bedding
When Billy came home from working in the fields
he just sat and stared in awe
for his cabin wasn't his no more
and he couldn't believe what he saw
There was flowers on the mantle piece
and a candle on the table
there just wern't no place for him at all
so he retreated to the stable
and there he set, chin in his hands
a brooding and a thinkin'
it shore went fast, just what went wrong
and he thought a lot 'bout drinking
But early on next sabbath morn
the parson came to marry
sweet Emmy and her back woods man
and there was no time to tarry
so right after service, they both stood up
and he made them one that day
while fiddle music played those old folk songs
and home folks danced and swayed
and then she threw her bouquet out
t'was gardenias from the yard
she threw them toward sis, Elsie Jane
and she threw then straight and hard
and Elsie Jane, she cought them
those flowers from their yard
maybe next spring they'd be another wedding
if she catch young Ben off guard
and so the wedding feast begin
the tables loaded down
with chicken, ham, rice and corn
and salads in a mound
beans, and taters, and fried egg plant
baked possom in a pan
buttered biscuits, thick cream gravy
and dishes full of candied yams
A wedding cake stood tall and proud
baked by Aunt Susie Bell
she'd made that cake all from scratch
and boy, she'd done it well
So now twas at the end of day
and they drove back to home
and a big old smile crossed Billy's face
for now they'd be alone
Oh what a shock that Billy had
when first they did drive in
for there with satchels in their hands
was all her kith and kin
with buck boards just loaded down with stuff
oh what an awful day
and Billy just hung his head and cried
for it seemed they'ed come to stay
and on this day, his heart sunk low
oh what a sight to see
For Billy had gained a brand new bride
and all her family