When I was just a little boy
I think'bout nine or ten
a pretty girl moved to our town
and she was tall and slim
She had a pair of blue green eyes
and chestnut ringlets framed her head
her skin was soft and creamy like
her lips were cherry red
Her Daddy was the richest man
for they say he owned the bank
and when I saw the house in which they livved
my heart, it nearly sank
It was at least three stories high
with black wroght iron rails
ginger bread etched all the walls
with gold and bronze details
And when at last she came to school
all us boys just lost our speach
we stared at her with longing eyes
but she was coy and out of reach
Then Miss Jones assigned her to a seat
law, was right beside me in home room
and then I thought to plot a scheme
and t'was then I sealed my doom
On my blackboard I wrote a tiny note
twas only " I love you"
I handed her my heart felt thoughts
and then waited for some clue
I hadn't very long to wait
in fact the seconds were quite few
she screamed and cried, jumped up and down
and broke my board into
The teacher came a running fast
to see what I had done
I slunk way down and hid my face
and had a thought to run
The kids all laughed and poked such fun
and boy, my face was red
I was ashamed and could not speak
and still had much to dread
I was sent down to the office
wann't long fore here come Dad
and he had that funny look he gets
when he knows that I've been bad
Prissy Hetty, for that was her name
had been sent home midst screams and cries
and Dad told to me in stern loud words
I must apologize
So off we went down Monroe street
to her big house on the hill
and when we rang the brass door bell
my heart almost stood still
And then there she stood with hatefull eyes
while I stood in disgrace
now I'd like to take her haughty look
and knock it off her face
Her mother came and stood beside her
to protect her little witch
I'd like to sew them both together
and pucker every stitch
And soon my dreadful deed was done
and Dad and me went home
and I was sent up to my room
to await him there alone
Then I heard his footsteps on the stairs
and he closed the door inside
and he took off his leather belt
and blistered my back sides
Oh how I despise that hateful girl
who thinks she's sweet and grand
and I'd like to take her curly hair
and yank it with my hand
Well, I won't ever like a girl again
for they ain't much in demand
and I'd like to box prissy Hetty up
and ship her to of to no man's land