It was a glorious occasion
with an acurate realization
that the new recruit named Rogers
would be playing football for the Dodgers
Now the boy sat quietly and calm
with muscles rippling in each arm
awaiting now his coaches speech
awaiting all the coach could teach
He was a sensitive youth and full of grace
a handsome one, both form and face
who'd won awards so many times
for playing high chool football, very fine
Was way up north at Standish College
and the coach stood with face so full of knowledge
sat down the new recruit just out of school
and gave to him then, all the rules
Now son he sad, with voice so kind
I know you're going to do just fine
for your find teams great defence
depends all upon your skill and common since
We have as fine a foot ball team
as most college's have ever seen
and I know that you will do your part
if you'll just calmly listen to your heart
I'm going to teach you all our play's
you'll learn them all in coming days
the team mates you'll be meeting, all are great
and to win each game here is our fate
You'll practice for hours each day
and learn the game in every way
I don't tell you this to give alarm
but you're a country boy just off the farm
Oh I know farm boys are full of brawn
but they also think highly of their home
so homesick you can never get
for here your mind must surely set
The winning teams here make good money
and dollars make life real sunny
so you can tell your family back at home
that soon you'll be playing in the super dome
Each day you'll go to bed by eight
and never can you stay out late
no girls now, for they will drive you so insane
and you must keep your mind upon the game
You'll eat three good meals a day
for they will keep you strong to play
never snacks and no coke or beer
liver, cheese, and greens is what you'll hear
The boy now set so horror struck
and pondered on his awful luck
and so eyes went searching for a door
for he couldn't stand to hear much more
and the coach, looking out the window cross the field
heard not a word, and thought his plan well sealed
but the recruit, listening to all this with fright
had tiptoed out and vanished in the night