Hell's bell's
the day went well
my stocking's run
my garters fell
the lights went out
the plumbing failed
I lost the letter
I hadn't mailed
The car broke down
my old dog died
I bowed my head
and then I cried
The frost it came
and killed my flowers
and when I planted them
it took me hours
The stove blew up
I have no food
no way to cook it
even if I could
I lost my keys
my window broke
today is hell
and that's no joke
the john don't flush
the faucets leak
the pipes are broke
and water's rushing o'er my feet
The lawn mower I have
I want to sell
but no one has money
hell's bell's
The screene door broke
my mirror fell
what have I done
to attract such, oh well
I guess that I'll just sit and cry
for life, it sure ain't fun
I'l ljust have to wait for the day
when problems do not come
sat on my glasses
and broke the things
my friends all call me
a ding aling
I lost my teeth
my bra's too tight
the price of gas
is out of sight
I try real hard
with all my might
well, maybe some day
I get things right
The mortgage is due
oh well, what's new
they'll have to wait
green backs are new
It's been a day
I'll tell you now
but I've survived it
all somehow
I thik I'll watch a T V show
or read a book instead
but to play it safe I think
I'll just go off to bed