Won't you come into my parlor
and lets have a cup of tea
I have cookies and some donuts
and they're just for you and me
I have sugar in the sugar bowl
and cream upon the tray
and we can talk about the good old days
and what's happening today
There's napkins on the side board
just in case we make a mess
for we wouldn't want to spill the tea
upon our Sunday dress
Tell me, my little friend
have you heard about the ball
Mrs. Smith's son is coming from the army
and they've invited one and all
There will be dancing on the old veranda
for they will have a fancy band
and I'll go and dance the minuet
with a fancy hanky in my hand
I'll have to get a brand new dress
I wonder, what will it be
should it be off the shoulder
or up above my knee
Won't you have another cup
it really is quite good
and here's some home made crumpets
take one if you would
I wonder, should I paint my finger nails
oh I know it's quite a sin
but I want to look my finest
and my nicest, just for him
Oh goodness, how will I wear my hair
Oh I'm just in such a dither
I'm really quite upset today
and it makes my heart to quiver
Should I pile up atop my head
with ribbons hanging down
should I go and get a string of pearls
and wear it on my crown
Oh, tell me, tell me what to do
you never say a word
you just sit there a smiling
like you never ever heard
you just keep looking at me
in your dress of white and blue
and you haven't touched a bit of tea
what's going on with you
Well, I really thought you'd help me
as we sit here in the hall
but how can I be so disappointed
you're just an old rag doll