A man tells us that anyone can draw
And with this fun, free art test
I can take the first step to becoming a "true artist"
What does Pollack think about that?
How amazing that by sketching a turtle
He and I can share the title of "artist"
Then again, though revered and lauded
Pollack's turtles were splatters on wood
What did Da Vinci think about that?
Just as easy, anyone can be a poet!
So men and women drip into the pot
Until Pound and Nash are watered down
By these people around me
Who's roses are still red
And still use violets as glue
Does it cheapen the art form
Or does the cream stay true?
But more poems make more readers
Who's to say what's good enough?
Maybe you and I
Can decide who's pens
Should be decapitated
And if you agree
Feel free
To use this poem as a napkin