They say there are
Fewer ways to keep your lover
Than the fifty ways to leave her
There are days, it's true
When another's kiss seems sweeter
And that's just how it is
But on those days
When temptation is at it's awful best
That's when the rub comes
On those days
When champagne and strawberries
Beg for your lips
There's nothing wrong
With the bread and wine you love
And the right bread and wine
Tickles your tongue crazy
And Dom looks like bog water
And that loaf is so fresh you don't need butter
When you're done you're so full
So satisfied, as always
That you wonder
(But only for a moment)
Why you were tempted at all
Every moment without you
Just like every moment with
Reminds me how I adore you
Constantly and for always