L.S BY HAL

Lower Sackville



Used car dealer for the world

Walmarter sobeyser of food

Player with tims and the municipalities

Coffee makerer

Corny, pizzay, crawling

Town of the small shoulders

They tell me you are nice and I believe them for I have seen your usedcar lots and corn

And they tell me you are stinky and I answer: takes one to know one

And they tell me you are ugly and my reply is : Shut up stupid head

And having answered so, I play hop scotch again

Come and show me another car with dual air bags and power sunroof

Power stering, power breaks and heated seats

Here is a blind cat set vivid against a sunset

Just as a mooses with big ears and as a gopher

Munched

Sittining

coughing

barking

running

Under the sun and all over his nice roofing with plaster

Under the tracking as a car

evening even as an axe who has never cut

treeing and marching that under his hat is the cat and

Under his shoe is the gum of the people

Singing

Jump in to the creek of life adn how much revenue

you can bring in selling rock people.





BY: HAL Jamieson

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Ok.. this is a poem that my friend wrote for english class, and a bunch of us, being his friends thought it was great... SOOOO I figured that this masterpiece should be shared with you! This really made me laugh, maybe it's just the "Simplness" of it or not I don't know.. but yeah enjoy..

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Julie Malcolm's picture

gotta love good ol stuckville. hal rocks - thanks to you and robin for sharing this... it makes me almost dizzy with anticipation of getting out of this dark and corny hole.

Cat Deale's picture

HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
nice : )

Hal's picture

simple is it? hey robin, wheres my pie?

Jenn Walker's picture

HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAL IS THE BESTEST.... :o) I LOVE THIS POEM.

Sherry Knee's picture

this poem is classic! I did the same assignment and mine is no where close to your Hal. lol
~Sherry