Dickheads of the Year!

Congratulations another consecutive win 

dickhead central made it clear 

You're the biggest family of dickheads every year

 There is no rival that can compare 

Sponging off us and can't see The burden we bare 

Well the cost of your unbeaten record consumes us 

while your respect is something refused us.

Our dignity is intact never stooped as low to 

air your 

trash talk 

We'd rather hold our heads high and walk.

But the dickheads of the year can enjoy paying rent

 

Cause this finance bubble debt Ne

eds a good dent

dont worry I know youll all object, 

with the usual bullshit excuses  to that effect 

but when we asked for assistance

which you had the ease of doing

 you said no, get someone else

and just bunked right in without asking. 

Go live in rip off dickheads home theyve got a big roof.

 I should know i also paid for it.

I expect more crap

but I hear fuckheads of the year is up for grabs! 

Go for it! I'm sure youll win!

Regards from the newly crowned,

Fucking bitch of the year.

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ssmoothie

smoothie...you told them off as one can. in a poem you express your situations, emotions, emphasize as needed, and your personality runs with your talent. most people would just have a rant, but you comprised an amazing and realistic poem from it. Go you. 

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Love ya pwings! Tight hugss

Love ya pwingsoetic! Tight hugs baby doll! ;) 


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

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Gratitude. Blessed are those

Gratitude. Blessed are those with it and damned are those without it. Good luck SSmoothie.


Long days and pleasant nights

Diamond

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Thanks diamond. I'll try to

Thanks diamond. I'll try to remember that (in between rants) lol ;) 


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

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I have no idea what you are

I have no idea what you are ranting about, but anyone "strictly dickly" would find this eye catching enough to read. Nothing like a good rant, eh? (Tell me, was it orgasmic? ;-) ).

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...and he asked her, "do you write poetry? Because I feel as if I am the ink that flows from your quill."

"No", she replied, "but I have experienced it. "

 

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Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

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They are all going to

They are all going to hongkong for christmas

 And no we were not invited.  Thats where my good money goes? No more thanks


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

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Omg... that is just too

Omg... that is just too ignorant for words to express, Ssmoothie. Stay away! Some people just feel no compulsion to show appreciation. I have experienced this type of ignorance. Why anymore, if I do something for someone...anyone, and it is being done with an expectation to get something in return (aside from contracted work), I just don't do it at all, no matter how much my heart wants to be kind. 

I can totally empathize with your pain.

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...and he asked her, "do you write poetry? Because I feel as if I am the ink that flows from your quill."

"No", she replied, "but I have experienced it. "

 

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I know right? Off to work I'm

I know right? Off to work I'm taking my kids on a holiday next year. 


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

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A Mangled Quote From "Hair"

"Venting, like masturbation, can be fun." I missed the biggest dickhead ceremonies this year, darn it!~Lady A~ 


 

 

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lol! lady A!!!! AND THE

lol! lady A!!!! AND THE NOMINEES ARE.... YOURE TOO QUICK TO MISS ANYTHING MY DEAR, DICKHEADS OF THE YEAR ARE FOUND IN EVERY COUNTRY. YOU CAN HOLD YOUR OWN IF YOU LIKE I ALWAYS ENJOY A SPECIAL OCCASION TO DRESS UP FANCIFUL LIKE OR LIKE A BIG DICK. :p LOL


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."