The little matchstick boy
Was in love
With the little petrol girl
She made him feel all hot and bothered
How very sweet
He made her melt with his gaze
He wanted to do something about this attraction
Inside of him
She wanted exactly the same thing
He told her that he loved her
Awaiting an answer
She said she loved him too
Sparks went off inside him
Oh not good
Her face went from happy to terrified
He was set alight by these feelings
No no no
She was covered in the flames
He was so sorry, he couldn't stop
How awfully sad
She was burnt to a crisp...so was he
And that was the end of their flaming romance
pmsl i like this one two. utterly strange and great