when i was a young man
my grandma took me and sat me on her
good old kennedy knee
then she spoke up, she said
boy, when you grow up
a politician you will be
because your good old granny
is a freakin' kennedy
my grandma was a kennedy
well grand me made a blunder
the kennedy name she gave up, a wonder
she married into grandpa's poor family
no longer a kennedy
so that day on granny's knee
i said
my grandma is a kennedy
and i'll live up the legacy
president i will be
when that day comes i'll rule
the world because, so simply
i'm a kennedy.....
... or at least be governor of california, if the terminator can do it, i can too....