Gilbert Hoffman was a fine man
I'm not arresting him
Simon Hoffman showed me
Some of his drawings once
He was less then perfect
With his broken shades and farmers tan
Accidents happen
So do cramps
Slippery slopes
And cheap hair styles
You should wear a hard hat
When in your bedroom to be safe
The mid-May rain can be very heavy here
Remember Gilbert and Simon?
Brothers Hoffman on those cold, sleepless days?
I think I'm a 42 extra long, maybe 48
Depends if I ate or not
Gilbert wore a 52 regular I think
Remember?
I like the red tic tacs best
Blue ones too if they happen to appear
Simon, where is Gilbert now?
I just saw him waving goodbye
Wasn't he thinking about us?
Probably not