I'm back, I had a flat,
On my way to daycare,
Onstar was a joke when I saw smoke,
They said see if I care.
So I had the twins,
And that other bad child,
I'm feeling a little sick,
Let me sit down for awhile.
You might want to get them,
I locked them in the car,
Cause when we got back on the road,
All I heard is "Do you know where we are?"
And as usual I didn't,
So I turned back around,
I swore I'd tell Grandma Etress,
If they made another sound.
You might want to get your car cleaned,
McKenize swore that she was sick,
But all and all I had a ball,
And I'm not doing it again.