I hang a potato above my head like a lantern
In this cellar
Gritty, stony, crumbling masonry barely holds form
Step down to the hazy black
Turn upon dusty shelves grimy with bottles and such
Benches giving respite to battered boxes and sets of cutlery
I search for a fruit in among the blasted clutter of this pitiful junk store
Probably fermented all to hell, rotted away by now
It was a golden source of A, C, and E and now it is gone
I kept it for the day I would be lost and lonely
Dejected and detested
And now that she's found out about me and my secrets
Well. . .
Couldn't have that, now could we?
After long sweaty hours of toil and dirt labor
The finality of my work has come
Now I seek the Comfort of that gem
Hidden away years past during some bout of acute madness
Thinking the robust suppleness of the thing would wait for the day I would come for it
Now in this hour of need I discover
Nothing, except a dark streaky pile of black mold
Dusty composted mass of dehydrated jelly
Shovel in hand, I emerge the dank recess to meet the authorities