Fuzzy rubber shoes traipse with the ease provided by
Friction, which lives underneath the stairs.
Ask him to come out. Bring on the bratwurst.
No, I beg to differ with you, good sir.
Just because this being feeds on the meeting
Between this German athlete and gravity,
You mean to tell me that he has a taste for
Products of Rhinelandia?
Even that it is of German descent itself?
There can only be One! It must not be categorized as a certain
Color, type, flavor, because this is a disgrace!
By doing so, you lower it to our lever,
The common, general forms of matter.
This being is a law of Physics.
Therefore, it deserves out most heartfelt respect
As a form of higher sophistication than ourselves.
It can have no nationality, and one nationality
Should not deserve the honor of being associated
With a law of nature.
That tennis fool would feel elevated at being named
Along side this special being, when he should not delude himself,
And admit that he is scum like the rest of us.